November 2011
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"Slash Fiction" according to my parents
Dad: Mr. and Mr. Smith? That supposed to be some spoof of Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Oh hey, wasn't Dean, Dean Smith in that other episode? And didn't someone accuse Sam and Dean of being a gay couple in that bug episode? Haha looks like Dean Smith grew a pair and asked that tall man he met in the elevator to marry him. Where are they cause it's legal here in Massachusetts.
Me: OH MY GOD DAD XD
Dad: So...Dean wears the pants in the relationship?
Mom: Well Sam is basically a woman so it works.
Me: You do realize that you have just implied that these two brothers are in a homosexual relationship?
Dad: Well if it is Smith and Wesson then they technically aren't brothers. Wait...What happened to the gay angel in the over coat?
Me: He's missing.
Mom: So is Sam Dean's rebound?
Me: OH MY GOD
Dad: No no, honey. Sam was always first, so Cas was the rebound.
Mom: I liked the gay angel.
Dad: He was humorous.
Me: Oh please stop, I can't breathe.
Mom: So what happens if Dean and Sam are married and Cas comes back?
Dad: He'll have to fight for Dean?
Me: Or they could all share...
Mom: Olivia Marline!
Me: ...well they could.
Dad: This show is going to turn into a big gay orgy and the only straight one will be Bobby.
Me: Dad...Bobby and Crowley kissed.
Dad: ARE THERE ANY STRAIGHT PEOPLE ON THIS SHOW?
October 2011
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plaidalecki:
Just crying over the fact that Jared and Jensen told a woman she should name her son “Tristan Ross”
TRISTAN ROSS.
TRISTAN.
ROSS.
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Important accent marks in Spanish
prosopopeya:
papa vs papá Aquí está mi papá = Here’s my dad Aquí está mi papa = Here’s my potato
ano vs año Celebramos el nuevo año = We’re celebrating the new year Celebramos el nuevo ano = We’re celebrating the new anus
This Spanish lesson brought to you by the 28 cultural compositions I’ve graded today.
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Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
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No, you don't understand. I've had a thing for...
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heathyr:
When I was in Spain, this one really young priest got on the metro there and I could not stop staring at him. I don’t know, he was just so attractive and the tight black shirt-n-pants with the little white collar just did something to me.
I felt a little horrible blatantly eyeing up a man of the cloth, but damnit it was worth it. I guess the whole defiling something...
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Dear douche,
the-absolute-best-gifs:
You say you get 10 times more girls than me.
10 times 0 is 0.
Sincerely, Nerds
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Watchyellowasian:
Zac and Jordan Stenmark [via]
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“Books can be possessive, can’t they? You’re walking around in a bookstore and a...”
– Sarah Addison Allen (via slekes)
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“It’s funny, Jared and I fly back and forth so much, that we don’t sit with each...”
– Jensen Ackles from Fangasm
Now I see them shouting across the plane and all the other passengers just being like fml.
(via studiousjones)
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Take a moment of your time to reblog this, to show...
likeaprettylittlebluebird:
Rest In Peace Stuart Walker. A 28 year old, gay man who was beaten and tied to a lamp-post at the earlier hours of Saturday morning. He was then set on fire, and burnt to death. Homosexuality is found in over 400 species, homophobia is found in one. So, which is natural now?
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At full speed!
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