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So my sister is teaching a writing class to kids,...

the-light-bringer: deanskraken: josie-weasley: robin-sparkles: One of the kids wrote: He’s a park ranger, he has really big lips and a really big nose and a really big chin, and he looks like he’s about to commit a murder. “He looks like he’s about to commit a murder” OH MY FUCKING GOD. He’s a park ranger Saving nature, protecting trees The ranger business what is air

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Swag!

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Seriously,

whydoyouwantmetosaymyname: WTF DO PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS? AFTER 3 MINUTES, I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE: THEN I COME TO TUMBLR AND I’M LIKE:

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"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...

exceedinglypeculiar: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.

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Jan 25th

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